223379
23 Aug 14 at 8 pm

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

i would have no use for this

there’s not a reason in the world i could ever come up with to use this product

but i want it

(Source: teknolojimanya, via 87daysbefore)

 66908
23 Aug 14 at 1 pm

Chester Bennington   (via oceaniceyes)

(Source: azlieh, via alesiadioralgarin)

"What’s the worst thing I’ve stolen? Probably little pieces of other people’s lives. Where I’ve either wasted their time or hurt them in some way. That’s the worst thing you can steal, the time of other people. You just can’t get that back."

 196053
23 Aug 14 at 1 pm

Asked by Anonymous

asker What's the most illegal thing you ever did?

sephyerite:

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

No mercy.

 122101
23 Aug 14 at 12 pm

slingyourhook:

girlswithclothesonbikes:

lunarobverse:

A brilliant metaphor

holy shit

A+ analogy

(via adequateantics)

 793529
22 Aug 14 at 11 pm

heyfunniest:

IT’S BACK

(Source: slendrman, via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

(via i-forgot-you-were-even-here)

 4256
22 Aug 14 at 11 pm

(Source: ginocchia, via sex)

 404188
22 Aug 14 at 11 pm

oszt:

       iraffiruse:

Long exposure, 3 traffic lights in the fog.

damn this just
this fukn does it for me
this is gorgeous

(via marijuana-molly)

oszt:

       iraffiruse:

Long exposure, 3 traffic lights in the fog.

damn this justthis fukn does it for methis is gorgeous
 617962
22 Aug 14 at 11 pm

thatfunnyblog:

why is this the most accurate thing ive ever seen on my dashboard

(Source: jacobpittslovelyface, via lexnessmonster)

rosalarian:

coelasquid:

Sometimes body modification is just a way of telling yourself “this is still my house, I paint the walls and and I hang the art because I’m the one who owns it”

Hell yes.

(via lexnessmonster)